While playing soccer during the last few months, I’ve strained a few muscles, cramped up a couple times, developed bumps, bruises, rug burns, and a variety of other injuries, but I picked up my favorite during a game tonight. Continue reading “Injuries can be fun!”
Schooool’s out for summer! Schooool’s out for-ever!
I just attended my last class ever at William Mitchell College of Law. That’s not to say the stress is over—I still have three papers, two take-home exams and my bar application to finish within the next two and a half weeks—but if I don’t want to step into another classroom in that building, I won’t have to! Mwa ha ha ha! Of course, that also means I won’t be a student anymore and I’ll have to go out and get a real job, but I’m trying to look at the glass as half-full at the moment. (And if you ask me about whether it’s empty or full a week before the bar exam, I’ll smash one over your head…)
And on that happy thought, it’s off to prepare for finals! Shit. I hate finals… guess the contents of that glass didn’t last as long as I wanted.
Environmental Law what?
Never in my life did I think that going to law school would involve the destruction of so many trees. (And that’s not including all the paper money flowing out of my pockets and into the hands of the school, textbook printers, bar exam preparatory classes, loan sharks, and stuff I’ve just thrown into the fireplace for no reason.) Continue reading “Environmental Law what?”
Where Shawn Go?
Shawn go to basement. Shawn have many papers to write. Shawn not get enough sleep. Shawn beat head against wall. Shawn may have brain damage. (No sleep and head-wall-beating make brain damage worse.) Shawn going to crash and burn. Shawn also like pie. Shawn go write paper some more. Toodles.
The Seventh Day
If God rested on the seventh day and we celebrate that day of rest on Sunday, why do most calendars put Sunday at the beginning of the week?
Ride’em Cowboy!
If gay marriages are outlawed, only outlaws will have gay marriages.
Just imagine: cattle thieves kissing their goodbyes before a gunfight with lawmen at the O.K. Corral.