I’m looking at socks right now on www.sierratradingpost.com, checking out material, cost, etc. When I found this brand… I’m not so sure I want to put those on my feet.
Those socks must be really warm
What do zombies press for Español?
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Kick reposting’s ass!
I hold a great deal of respect for cancer patients, victims, survivors, etc., which is why I wrote the “Kick cancer’s ass!” blog post.
However, I’m tired of all the “Look at me, I’m supporting an important cause!” status messages, so I’m fighting back! If you feel the need to use this status message, go for it. I’ll give you a pass this time—it won’t soil your reputation in my eyes and I won’t think you’re a complete loser. This time…
“Today is ‘Don’t Repost This Status’ Day. This status is meant to honor those people who don’t repost it, but for the 3% who do, you should know that reposting a status message is an empty gesture that doesn’t actually accomplish anything. If you repost this for at least an hour, I will laugh at you to your face.”
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No more WordPress Tweeter
As much fun as it is to say “I’ve been posting tweets”, when I look back at the last three months and the ratio between “Here’s a funny statement” and “New Post”… I don’t even want to do the math.
Consider this example: Christiano Ronaldo plays soccer for Real Madrid. He’s fast, lots of good moves, scores a bunch of goals. He also falls down a lot. Sometimes he gets fouled; sometimes he gets bumped, falls down, then starts demanding that the ref should have blown the whistle. He’s a skilled player and he’s a whiner. (I think that’s one reason why I find this World Cup commercial from Nike very fitting.)
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I don’t think this is an economic equation like supply and demand, but I find there’s an inverse relationship between volume and scale: the more frequently you do something, the less significance it has each time. If you whine whenever you get bumped, the ref isn’t going to listen to you. If you only yell when you’re rolling around on the turf, bleeding from several orifices, people will call the ambulance a lot sooner.
Maybe that example is a bit extreme, but when I see that list of “New Post”, “New Post”, “New Post”, “New Post”, something funny, “New Post”… a majority of the tweets in the last three months have been irrelevant and boring (unless it leads you to read the blog posts, of course). So I’m done with WordPress Tweeter for a while. The frequency of my tweets may slow to a crawl or possibly dry up altogether, but at least you’ll know that when I have 140 characters of material to write, it’ll be more worthy of reading. And I hope for my sake that there won’t be any rolling around on the turf or bleeding orifices involved.
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Living life moment to moment
Everyone’s got baggage. And I’m not talking about the stuff hiding in the closet that you take out for vacations, either. I’m talking the stuff that’s in your head: your belief systems, your knowledge, your past. Why do I call it baggage? Because someone puts a tag on it, sends it to some unknown location and you never see it again. Continue reading “Living life moment to moment”
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Do more than just kick cancer’s ass!
A friend of mine who had breast cancer read another “kick cancer’s ass” status message and got as annoyed as I do, probably more so since she’s a survivor. She wrote a comment about how cancer patients may have that wish, but it’s not the only one and it might not be at top of the wish list.
The person challenged my friend to write a “corrected” version to post in its place, so I decided to give it a shot. Here’s what I came up with (and by all means, feel free to correct this one):
All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, etc. A cancer patient has one additional wish: to live with cancer. They may wish to be cured, but they do not limit themselves to merely “kicking cancer’s ass”. They know that every moment is special and wish to live as well as they can. Whether you repost this or not is unimportant. Instead, to honor someone who died, is fighting cancer or even had cancer, remember them and how they have touched your lives.
