Pre-Creation Creation

First, there was nothing. Then, there was this guy. He didn’t have a name. He decided a name would be good. He called Himself God. And if anyone mentions that He hadn’t created language yet, He will smite them by dropping a piano on their blaspheming heads. Since God was the only thing around, He decided to create something. Unlike the second version of the Creation, the first thing God created was Time. After all, what’s the point of making day and night, seasons or the Super Bowl if you’re trapped in the span of a micro-second? So God made Time and then created the first wristwatch so He wouldn’t miss “ER” on TV after work. Continue reading “Pre-Creation Creation”

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Dancing Geek to Geek

Dear James, Rebecca88, mistipetal and everyone else who contributed to this discussion in “Potpourri”:

I definitely approve of developing an online “geek network” to find new friends, significant others, life partners, spouses, barnyard animals… okay, maybe the categories could use a little tweaking, but I still think it’s a good idea. I haven’t the slightest idea how you might bounce it off of shawnbakken.com—a friend of mine set this site up for me—but I’ll do what I can to help out.