Great minds think alike… and apparently, so do theirs.
Fill ‘er up!
“Dude, the fuel light on the car just turned on. Where’s a good place to stop for gas?”
“Taco Bell.”
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My lips are sealed
If you have to ask, there’s probably a reason no one’s told you the answer.
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Payback’s a bitch
Revenge may not be the answer, but sometimes it’s a pretty good guess.
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Very Short Stories
Someone pointed me towards this article in Wired Magazine—it looked like so much fun that I started writing some very short stories of my own. Whether they’re worthy of getting published in a magazine is another question altogether…
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Oh, it hurts me! My brain!
We came, we saw, we fled.
“Hey, what does this button do?”
A man, chased by virile monkeys.
Just cross these two wires and
Banjos obsolete: “Dueling Accordions” goes platinum.
Binky felt his juggling clubs malfunctioning.
In the beginning, there was… something.
Finally, she cut the brake lines.
The end… until the next beginning. — Vicki Abbott
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Don’t bite the hand that feeds you
Lesson of the day: When you’re working for a big company, don’t expect them to appreciate sarcasm when you post stuff about them on the Internet. It pisses them off. A lot.
