Category: Saying of the Day

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you, ya whiny little bitch…

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If it still doesn’t work after three tries, call a plumber.

“Cooties are like herpes—you may not have had any recent flare-ups, but they’re still there.”

“Whatever doesn’t kill me… still hurts real bad.”

I spent almost all of Thursday in the basement reorganizing, dusting, vacuuming and shredding papers (and a few small rodents sneaking around) and there’s still crap all over the place. As such, I have come to this conclusion:

If cleanliness is right next to godliness, then me and the Lord haven’t been on speaking terms for quite some time.