Of course, there’s no “WE” or “US”, either.
Be the change you want to see in the world!
Well, I don’t need to worry about becoming the leader of Al-Qaeda and getting shot anymore.
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Family Feud is all about self-esteem
I play Family Feud on Facebook once in a while and sometimes it interprets things a little strange. I assume it’s because people don’t check their spelling when they type fast, but showing the answer CAR after writing BUSINESS CARD… like I said, a little strange.
But this morning was the worst. The category was “Something a husband rarely touches”. I got dishes, vacuum, a few things like that. My next guess was DUST RAG. The answer that popped up on the screen in its place?
ME.
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Make a wish
Earlier tonight, I told someone about this cartoon:
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
My friend proceeded to tell me a joke about how a man found a magic lamp and the genie offered to give him three wishes, but there was a condition.
“Whatever you get, your ex-wife gets twice as much.”
Well, that was kind of a lame condition, but whatever… He started off by wishing to be more attractive. POOF! He now looked very handsome, but his ex-wife had become absolutely gorgeous.
His second wish was to have a million dollars. POOF! A million dollars appeared before him, but his ex-wife suddenly had two million.
According to the joke, the man’s third and final wish was to have the genie “beat me half to death.” That wasn’t the ending that popped into my head. Before hearing the punchline, my thought was his final wish would be…
“I wish to have a 9-inch penis.”
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Can you make change?
If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me that question, I’d be penniless.
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I was talking about M&Ms!
“It just doesn’t taste the same when you suck on it.” — Bridgette
