My Cyber Monday gift to myself

It’s still up in the air. There are a lot of things I don’t need (such as a laptop, video gaming system, or mail-order Russian bride), but I’ve already got one item in my cart on amazon.com just waiting to be purchased: a new battery for my current laptop.

The one I have now lasts for about… three minutes. I’m not kidding. If I’m sitting on my bed and accidentally wiggle the cord a little bit loose—it doesn’t even need to come all the way out of the computer—I’ll be typing and the whole thing will suddenly turn itself off. If I want to move from one room in the house to another, I either have to move quickly or shut it down. Or it’ll shut down on its own.

Given that a new battery should cost about 25 bucks, I’m thinking that’ll be less expensive than upgrading completely, which would give me more money to pay for something I don’t need, such as a mail-order Russian bride. That’s important because I don’t know of any websites that offer special deals for inexpensive women on Cyber Monday.

Thankful for capitalism

You can find the comment all over the Internet these days: the irony of people being thankful for what they have followed by a day of trampling other people to get crap they don’t need. Well, what’s wrong with that? Can’t people be thankful for the ability to trample other people to get crap they don’t need? Black Friday, Shop Local Saturday, Cyber Monday… America should be thankful for capitalism!

On a separate note, I was thinking about how stores have been opening on Thursday night (Thanksgiving) the last few years instead of Friday at midnight. Black Friday is expanding. It’s swelling beyond its boundaries. It’s infecting holidays that happen earlier than it starts. It’s like… it’s like… it’s turning into a tiny version of Christmas.

STOP IT! I wanna enjoy each holiday separately! I wanna go to Jo-Ann Fabric and Craft stores in October and see scary things that don’t involve Santa! I wanna eat turkey on Thanksgiving without shopping for or distributing gifts! Seriously, is that too much to ask? *sigh* Capitalism sucks.

What am I thankful for?

I’m thankful for Thanksgiving dinner with my family and the warmth of my home instead of sitting outside a store for two days in the cold, wind and snow, waiting for the opportunity to buy a cheap DVD player and/or get trampled by people who want to buy the same cheap DVD player. Because, you know, holiday spirit and all that. I hope you all found reasons to be thankful today as well.

I’m 36 for really real now!

Honestly, my brain kinda glazed over being 35. That has nothing to do with my state of consciousness in the last year or how many donuts I’ve eaten since last October 19th, but it never quite sank in. I remember bowling with a group of people this summer and one girl was sure she was the oldest one there. I disagreed, then said I was 36. “Well, I’m turning 36 in a couple months…”

Maybe it’s because part of me thinks 62 is cooler than 7 x 5—I’ve got a little bit of math geek in me—but it feels like I’ve been attached to 36 for a long time instead of embracing the entirety of age 35. As things stand, here I am, not dead yet, but getting older every second. The only consolation I can think of at the moment? I don’t have to worry about remembering “in a couple months” anymore.

Need some low-cost Halloween decorations?

If so, head to the Jo-Ann Fabrics and Crafts store in Apple Valley, MN.

Welcome to Jo-Ann Fabrics!
It’s mid-September, so this display is unfortunately not surprising.
Cute little costumes for all the cute little kidlets on a cute little holiday!
Why are they offering a 40% discount for Halloween decorations on September 18th?
It’s because they need room for Christmas decorations!
Look, you can count down the number of days until Christmas!
But really, isn’t Santa watching to see whether you’re naughty or nice all year?

Patriot Day is just another day

I don’t want to call it a crisis of faith, but I’m having an internal struggle today and I blame The Onion. It’s not because they wrote a news story that some people thought was true, driving them into a ridiculous frenzy that makes me want to cry. No, in this case, it reflects a viewpoint that a lot of people reading this blog entry might not appreciate. The article is called “18-Year-Old Fighting In Afghanistan Has 9/11 Explained To Him By Older Soldier.”

Today is the 11th anniversary of the collapse of the Twin Towers. I remember standing in front of a TV and watched an airplane collide with the second tower in a giant ball of fire, then the first tower started to collapse as I rushed out of the room to go to class. I’ve written about it on here before. How I let a few tears trickle down my cheeks to mourn the victims’ loss, both those in the buildings and their loved ones. How I felt that Americans should consider today our day instead of a day that terrorists took from us.

Today is the 11th anniversary of the collapse of the Twin Towers. We’ve invaded Iraq and Afghanistan and God knows how many other regions in the Middle East since then. And if anyone wants to try to convince me that we went in specifically to “liberate” those people, save your breath—if not for the terrorist attacks here in the U.S., the number of American troops whose feet touched those sands would be microscopic in comparison. That’s not to say I don’t appreciate the sacrifices they’ve made, but I refuse to accept bullshit reasoning for our being there.

Today is the 11th anniversary of the collapse of the Twin Towers. We have troops stationed overseas who were in 1st grade when it happened. Do they fully grasp the significance of today’s date? Can they?

  • Veterans Day is November 11th: in 1918, the Allied forces signed a cease-fire treaty with Germany to end World War I.
  • Pearl Harbor Day is December 7th: in 1941, Japanese forces bombed Pearl Harbor. Four days later, we declared war on Germany and became firmly entrenched in World War II.
  • Patriot Day is September 11th: in 2001, terrorists hijacked four passenger airplanes in flight and used them to destroy the Twin Towers and thousands of lives.

In an age where social media enables people to express their views throughout the Internet whether you want them to or not, 9/11 leads to an enormous number of Twitter posts and a multitude of status messages, flags and “Never Forget” pictures on Facebook. Veterans Day and Pearl Harbor Day? Almost nothing.

Most people who use Twitter and Facebook weren’t alive when those first two events occurred, so maybe that’s why they don’t fully appreciate them: “Never Forget” doesn’t apply when you never learned in the first place. That’s why I wonder how long it’ll be before September 11th becomes “just another day when the flag is lowered to half-mast.”