Which it did, right on time. God looked at the land again and wondered what was wrong with it. There was lots and lots of land, with mountains and trees and things, but something was missing. He thought for several bits this time, but nothing was coming into His head. Over His lunch break, God decided to create Budweiser (unfortunately creating the first three frogs with it… luckily, he didn’t make a female frog, so they quickly died off). He cracked open a can, took a huge gulp, and quickly realized that since He had just created the stuff, He had no tolerance for alcohol. God staggered around the landscape for another bit, then felt the uncontrollable urge to relieve Himself. He walked up to the side of a mountain and let ‘er rip! And the mountain crumbled into itty-bitty pebbles.
God looked at the mess, but realized this was what He wanted. Water! Since God was unsure about how much Bud He could drink before throwing up, He wisely chose to create the rest. However, a surprising result occurred. Since it was the beginning of the year and very cold, the moisture condensed and it began to snow. God thought this was kinda nifty, so He didn’t uncreate it. After His alarm went off, He decided that He had worked enough for one week and determined the last two days to be a weekend so He could take it easy and relax (all of which He hastily created, but got no credit for overtime since it hadn’t been created yet). He sat down to watch TV once again, but realized that, without Electricity, the TV wouldn’t work. It sure was a good thing that God created the weekend—He was wiped out.
