Classic professor quotes

Professor Hyde:

[primogeniture—first born inherits everything] America was settled by younger, resentful children!
I once knew a man who was caring… was he not a man?
Why fund the opera but not country music in Knox County?
Picasso used to pay for everything with checks because people would never cash the checks—they wanted his signature!
[all have an internal baby, the non-social self] Maybe some of you take him home at night, get him drunk, I dunno….
Piss Christ is sort of the opposite of ultramarine.
Whoa! What a column!
He too buys his commodities at the grocery store and loves them.
My ideal audience is all thinking human beings.
…followed by the one that immediately follows it….

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