For those of you living in the L.A. area, I’m posting a brief promo for “Wide Variety Theatre”. Yes, it sounds pompous and egotistical, but I have two friends from Minnesota (who aren’t pompous and egotistical) who will be performing there. Since I love them to itty-bitty pieces, I figured I could throw something in here to try and pack the “theatre” a little more. Thus:
Sandra K. Horner presents… WIDE VARIETY THEATRE
October 16th and October 18th
Showtime — 8:00PM
Tickets: $10 at the door * Studio Alumni $5
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THE COMPLEX – DORIE THEATRE
6476 Santa Monica Boulevard, Hollywood
(3 blocks east of Highland @ Wilcox)
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Arrive early for the best seats, enjoy complimentary wine,
cheese and condoms
Valet Parking available both evenings
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For reservations and information, call (818) 997-6740
or e-mail widevtheatre@aol.com
Rated R for sexual content & dialogue, nudity & some alcohol use
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My friends are Matthew Feeney and Melanie Nolen and I hope to God that Matthew isn’t the one providing the nudity in the show. Just trust me on this one… Beyond that, for those who can attend, I hope you enjoy the show. (If you don’t enjoy the show, lemme know so I can slap them around a little when they get home.) For those who can’t, please continue with your lives as planned. If you feel a little empty space in your heart on the nights of the 16th or 18th, never say I didn’t try to help.
