I saw the movie Safe House recently and thought it was pretty cool (assuming you like conspiracies, car chases and people getting shot at). However, there was a confrontation with a bad guy that… well, the person who was watching the movie with me didn’t see exactly what happened. This blog entry is a spoiler, so you may want to skip reading it until you’ve seen the movie. Or if you’re not going to see it because you don’t like conspiracies, car chases and people getting shot at. Continue reading “Not-So-Safe House”
Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been… gone for years.
Okay, maybe you should call it a comeback.
I was just taking a look to see if anything was worth watching on YouTube before turning off the computer for the night and found something on my list of recommended videos on YouTube because… I have no idea why. Given that a lot of my searches involve Louis CK, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and highlights from NBA games… yeah. No idea why.
But at the top of the list, there was a link to Beauty and the Geek – ep 2 part 3/3. It turns out that last January, “MissIvanchy” posted every episode from Season 1 (broken into 3 segments per episode). If you’re interested, feel free to start from the beginning of Episode 1. Personally, I’m wondering what kind of comments people will be making after so long. (I hope they’ll be more interesting than how the beauties’ fashion sense is seven years out of date.)
Dear Davy Jones: Please stay dead.
I Am A Zombie
(Parody of “I’m A Believer” by the Monkees)
I thought the living dead were only fairy tales
Good for terrifying kids in their sleep
Death was going to claim me
It would eventually
But then my worst fears came to be
I won’t rest in peace, now I am a zombie
There are no thoughts left in my mind
I’m undead, I am a zombie
I wanna eat brains all the time
I thought that death was supposed to be a final thing
When you passed away, that was the end
Then you’d get cremated
Or buried in the ground
When you were six feet under, you stayed down
I won’t rest in peace, now I am a zombie
There are no thoughts left in my mind
I’m undead, I am a zombie
I wanna eat brains all the time
Death was going to claim me
It would eventually
But then my worst fears came to be
I won’t rest in peace, now I am a zombie
There are no thoughts left in my mind
I’m undead, I am a zombie
I wanna eat brains all the time
No, I won’t rest in peace, now I am a zombie
There are no thoughts left in my mind
Yeah, I am… braaaaaaains…
(I am a zombie)
(I am a zombie)
Braaaaaaains…
(I am a zombie)
Braaaaaaains…
(I am a zombie)
Pro-contraception vs. anti-baby-killer
I read a frustrated status message on Facebook today from someone who was apologizing to his Catholic family members because he thinks their religion sucks. His reasoning focused on things like their stance against homosexuals, gay marriage, birth control, insurance (birth control bad, Viagra good), etc. In my mind, he had a lot of valid points.
(Incidentally, I’ve been typing fast and my fingers keep writing “birthday” instead of “birth”… the concept of “birthday control” is one that parents might want to consider when it comes to grandiose parties for their kids, but that’s beside the point.)
Then I read one of the responses to that status: “I am glad you are sorry for losing your faith. I am so proud of the Catholic Church’s stand on health care insurance coverage. Birth control is a contraception that can cause the killing of a baby. Many protestant churches are following. Amen.” Continue reading “Pro-contraception vs. anti-baby-killer”
“Dude, trivia tonight was nuts!”
Trivia at Green Mill in Lakeville runs from 9:00-11:00pm on Thursday nights. I have class on Thursday nights which can potentially run from 6:00-10:00pm. Given that my classmates and I tend to burn out before reaching the four hour mark, professors are generally gracious enough to cut things a little short, so with a 30-minute drive down to the restaurant (about two miles from home), I can usually be there by 10:00 or so. Plenty of time for food, drink and trivia.
Today was no exception: buffalo wings, root beer and trivia. There are four rounds of five questions and I got there in the middle of Round 3, which was all about nuts. I don’t remember what #1 was, #2 asked for another name for peanuts (legumes), and I sat down at the table in time to hear #3, which was the nut that’s used to make pesto (pine nuts).
Normally, the host uses a microphone to ask questions through the speaker system—I don’t know why it wasn’t working, but tonight, he had to walk around the restaurant supplying each table with the questions. Thus, before we heard #4, the guy sitting across from me said it’d be funny if one of us went to another table, listened to the question and came up with the answer before the host got to us.
So I did. Not the “listening to the question” part. I came up with the answer.
For no particular reason, when he said it’d be funny, I blurted out, “Macadamia!” Then the host got to our table and he posed a question along the lines of “the nut that was named after John Macadam, an Australian chemist, in 1957.” And I raised my hands in victory.
We did pretty well and came in second place, earning ourselves a $10 gift card to Green Mill, which I graciously accepted on behalf of our team. Getting “macadamia” right, getting the gift card and hearing a tie-breaker question made tonight awesome.
The tie-breaker question? “How many self-titled albums has Seal produced?”
The answer? Three.
The answer one team gave? Twenty three.
Like I said, that helped make tonight awesome, too.
Think their husbands will be jealous?
“Could you guard my opened can of Mountain Dew for me? I need to use the bathroom.”
“We might spit in it while you’re gone.”
“Oooh, sharing spit with chicks… that’s hot.”