Back in “What were you thinking?!”, Tiffany felt the need to clarify a few things, but pondering alone could not provide the answers she sought. I understand she’d already tried beating her head against a door frame to shuffle some brain cells into the proper locations and reach an epiphany, but after being released from the hospital, she chose another (and hopefully better) source of information: me. If I’m lucky, I’ll satisfy some people’s quest for knowledge; if not, there could be more cracked door frames across the nation in the immediate future. Continue reading “Dear Tiffany…”
A reunion show? Seriously?
Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
This seems like the perfect time for a ranting session, primarily because I had one out in L.A. and no one got to see it. After leaving the mall and getting back to the mansion, I sat down in front of a camera and went on a tear about the challenge for… well, it lasted a while because I was pissed.
I’m gonna try and narrow things down a bit so I’m not spewing venom for pages upon pages without giving a decent explanation of why I was so disgusted with it. And that’s truly how I felt—disgusted. The entire trip back to the mansion, I just felt dirty. While the other challenges had been slightly awkward, they were basically expanding my comfort zone. Getting phone numbers from random women… I hated it. Continue reading “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
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Episode 4: Let’s go cruising for chicks!
Richard continues his rampage throughout the mansion.
Dinner time! (I made a solemn vow with Mindi that the next time we meet, we’re going to have a piece of chocolate cake together.)
Girls: C’mon, girls, let’s go shopping! (It looked like they were in their natural element…)
Guys: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?” (I’ll write more about this later.)
Lauren won the girls’ challenge, giving Bill an extra phone number.
Chuck won the overall challenge.
Richard and Mindi & Bill and Lauren go to the elimination room.
Bill and Lauren go home.
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Take that, Britney!
I was just checking out E! Online and found out Beauty and the Geek kicked Britney Spears’ ass in the ratings! (We topped her show “Chaotic” by 27 places and 2 million viewers!) It’s pretty obvious why that’s the case—if you look at our mouths during the show, you can tell that all of us are a lot better at lip-synching.
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Geeks Speak!
People magazine. June 27th, 2005. The bachelor issue. Page 90. A cast photo of Beauty and the Geek. Little snippets of each guy’s phone interview. Stuff I said. Weird…
But I’m a tad frustrated—after reading everyone’s quotes, it feels like they did a real hack-job on mine. I’m sure you’ll all want to go out to the local newsstand and buy your own copy, so if you don’t want me to spoil it, move on to a different post. For the rest of you, follow me… Continue reading “Geeks Speak!”
