Beauty and the Geek will premiere on Wednesday, June 1st at 7:00 on the WB. Don’t miss it or… or else you’ll miss it! So there! Ppptbbtbtpptpbt!!
The finish line is in sight!
I’d like to apologize for the abruptness of the last eight entries—I meant to spread them out over the course of a week or so, but alas, all my good intentions went for naught. All the stuff with the WB occurred over the course of about three months, but got smooshed together so I could post it all within the last couple hours. Why would I do something so foolish and inconsiderate to you, my faithful readers (or, for that matter, anyone who stumbled onto this site looking for nude pictures of Barry Manilow)? It’s because I have an important update.
I’m afraid I still don’t know the date and time of the debut of Beauty and the Geek. (“Boo! No date and time!” “EEEEEEEKKK!!!”) However, I got a call earlier this afternoon asking for some personal info: apparently, someone is developing a website for S.O.S. (“Stalkers Of Shawn”). Try to one-up my blog, huh?! IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN!!! (I have way too many dirty secrets that only I can leak to the masses… mwa ha ha…)
No, no, no… the call was from someone working with the WB. She wanted to do a little fact checking, make sure everything was current and gather a few trivial facts about my existence to include in the press release. If that doesn’t signify the show’s imminent appearance on your television (assuming you’ll be watching and/or haven’t kicked in the TV screen recently), I don’t know what does. Hope everything works out okay and we get some air time, even if that means I won’t have as many dirty secrets that only I can leak to the masses… damn…
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Escape from L.A.
I know, I’ve been home for close to two weeks, but I didn’t want to let the suspense die right away. I can only imagine how excited you all are now that I’m back in Minnesota. Or perhaps not at all excited. Perhaps you’re all tired, disappointed and/or sedated. Some things never change while you’re gone, do they?
I’m afraid there isn’t a whole lot I can tell you about my stay. It was bright and sunny most of the time and I managed to pick up a slight sunburn; staying in a hotel room and escaping for maybe one hour a day gets very tedious very quickly; I had some good times and some not-so-good times. If you want more details, tough noogies—you’ll have to wait until the finale before I can talk.
Speaking of which, I don’t know when it’ll be on the air nor do I know if the series will stay on the air until the finale. If that happens… even more tough noogies, huh?
