Am I in the final finals yet?

I guess the production people liked the home tape of me talking and making funny faces for 4 ½ minutes since they’ve been keeping in touch with me.  And it’s not just calls in the middle of the night, laughing maniacally because I’m such a loser.  (Which wouldn’t be that big of a deal—I’m usually awake anyway…) Continue reading “Am I in the final finals yet?”

Contestant application, “Working Title”

That’s the prospective name of the game show, though I haven’t the slightest idea how that might apply to smart people. If it means they have a job that requires strong intellectual capacities, then I’m already out of the running. If it just means that they’re making something up as they go along, maybe it’s worth sending in my home tape and application after all. If nothing else, I got a few laughs out of it. Continue reading “Contestant application, “Working Title””