To celebrate our final class in Strategic Technology, the instructor passed out a sheet of paper that had some limericks and haikus written on them for our enjoyment. Also for our enjoyment, she invited everyone to write one of their own. The other people in class may have started chatting with each other at that point, I really don’t know—I was too busy thinking about what to write.
I ended up writing three haikus, the last one because it seemed more related to business, and read them out loud to the class. I got the best reviews from the second (it’s also the one that I mumbled an apology about after saying it), so I’m ordering them 3-1-2 on here. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
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All these ones and all
These zeroes rule my workplace.
I can’t escape them.
I’m hooked on Facebook.
Addicted, I can’t log off.
Be my Farmville friend.
Surfing day and night.
Suddenly, Internet is gone.
I can’t access porn.
