Tag: International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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Garrrrratitudes 2018, Day 56

To commemorate International Talk Like a Pirate Day, today’s list… well, you’ll see. Hear. Read. Yarrrrr…

  1. Yarrrrrd sales. I be buyin’ things there with me stolen booty.

  2. Garrrrrdening tools. I can use ’em to grow food for me crew.

  3. Tarrrrrmac. Why would ye watch planes at the airport when ye could be sailin’ the seven seas on me ship?

  4. Tarrrrrget. I buy me citrus fruits there to prevent me crew from gettin’ scurvy.

  5. Arrrrrt Garrrrrfunkel. Without him, Paul Simon would be walkin’ the plank!