I Am A Zombie
(Parody of “I’m A Believer” by the Monkees)
I thought the living dead were only fairy tales
Good for terrifying kids in their sleep
Death was going to claim me
It would eventually
But then my worst fears came to be
I won’t rest in peace, now I am a zombie
There are no thoughts left in my mind
I’m undead, I am a zombie
I wanna eat brains all the time
I thought that death was supposed to be a final thing
When you passed away, that was the end
Then you’d get cremated
Or buried in the ground
When you were six feet under, you stayed down
I won’t rest in peace, now I am a zombie
There are no thoughts left in my mind
I’m undead, I am a zombie
I wanna eat brains all the time
Death was going to claim me
It would eventually
But then my worst fears came to be
I won’t rest in peace, now I am a zombie
There are no thoughts left in my mind
I’m undead, I am a zombie
I wanna eat brains all the time
No, I won’t rest in peace, now I am a zombie
There are no thoughts left in my mind
Yeah, I am… braaaaaaains…
(I am a zombie)
(I am a zombie)
Braaaaaaains…
(I am a zombie)
Braaaaaaains…
(I am a zombie)
