An interesting Christmas snack

I decided to watch a movie this afternoon and wanted to make some popcorn, so I went to the kitchen, peeled the plastic off a bag, put it in the microwave, then pushed the POPCORN button. For some reason, when the microwave indicates that it’s running the program to heat popcorn these days, some of the letters are faded. Hey, as long as it tastes good, that’s the important part, right? So I’m perfectly content to start up a movie on my laptop, then curl up under a blanket with a cup of steamy hot chocolate and some porn.