L.I.P. Scarlet Garcia

Now that Beauty and the Geek is playing in Russia, there’s been a lot of confusion about the model Scarlet Garcia who was murdered back in 2008.

My partner is not dead.

If you don’t believe me, check out this blog post. The model’s name was actually “Scarlet Bouffard”, which probably looked a little awkward on her modeling resume since she was from the Philippines, so “Scarlet Garcia” was born and eventually killed. I’m pretty sure the name change wasn’t the reason she was murdered, but I could be wrong.

Regardless, my partner is still doing just fine out in L.A. and I wish her nothing but the best. Live in peace, Scarlet.

Ooh, found some photos, too… any more questions?

Scarlet Garcia, the model:
Dead Scarlet Garcia

Scarlet Garcia, my partner:
My partner Scarlet

Happy 25th birthday, Scarlet!

My “little sister” from Beauty and the Geek reached the quarter-century mark today—if she does it two more times, she’ll be well into “crusty ol’ fart” range. Maybe by then, she’ll have become rich and famous enough to buy a mansion, so when I come visit L.A., we can share a room and it’ll be just like old times. (The only difference might be that we’ll know how to get hot water out of the shower…)