I definitely like Scooter now. Teasing skanks make a move on him, so he makes Cecille stretch waaaaay up to the ceiling and then she crashes and burns. Okay, maybe the fireplace was too far away for burning, but she definitely crashed. Hard. Good job, Scooter!
Either naked women are the geek equivalent of an Etcha-Sketch or they simply don’t listen to anything the host says. He introduced her as Sophia, she introduced herself as Sophia, the robe came off and *shake* *shake* *shake*… everything goes bye-bye.
I can accept that some of them might become afflicted with their brains being erased after being exposed to naked breasts, but c’mon… four stick figures worshipping one in Piao’s drawing? She had a nice ass, too!
While watching the drawing session, I felt the urge to walk up, grab Sophia and tell her, “Quit moving around so much! You’re ruining my stick figures’ attempts to worship your best assets!”
I wonder what a barbequed genome would taste like…
Sputnik, Mars Rover, Wright Brothers glider… what’s the difference? They all go up in the air, then come back down—what else do you need to know?
I hope the people in the museum got a real tour after going around with the beauties. I hate to think they’d go home thinking, “Wow… there really is life on Mars! I better go home and make some crop circles so they visit me tonight!”
After the first episode, I talked about how Sanjay should have been a better partner for Tori, given her more moral support, etc. After hearing some of Sheree’s criticism towards Piao, I think she needed even more help than Sanjay with relating to people on the opposite side of the beauty-geek spectrum.
After two relatively peaceful seasons, the beauties have finally descended into the lower realms of cattiness. The geeks are still cool and like each other a whole bunch, but it feels like the girls are willing to rip off people’s heads and spit down their throats to win the money. And that’s what they’d do to their friends…
Blondes vs. brunettes! Cage match to the death, no holds barred! May the best girl stay in the mansion! … So what happens next week when the blondes run out of prey since there’s only one brunette left? … Clique be damned! You’re all goin’ down!
