S3, Episode 3: How to sell yourself

Awwww… why not let Nate get his mullet? If anyone could make a redneck haircut look good, it’d be him.

“Okay, move your face around like this… chin a little lower, not as much teeth… here, like this…” As interesting and fun as “hands-on” learning can be, Andrea playing with Matt’s face looked ridiculous. “Then do this and say, ‘No, no, no…’” Sheesh.

How could all those ladies resist Mario with his puppy dog eyes? I’d pay at least $11 to hang with him. (Speaking of eyes, I thought it was kinda cool how they used a blurry screen when looking from his point of view, but maybe that’s because my vision is pretty blurry when I’m not wearing my glasses, too.)

I think the biggest reason why Niels got the highest bid (aside from being a sexy beast) was because he was the last geek on the auction block. The last few guys got up on stage, shook their stuff, did some posturing and I didn’t think any of them stuck out as the “biggest prize” (i.e., they were all sexy beasts). By the end, there would be a couple of low bids and then they’d immediately jump up to the highest bid for the previous geek.

First Tori, now Jennylee… what is it with these girls? They have a dispute with their partners about a challenge or an elimination and suddenly, “I can’t talk to you anymore, I can’t even look at you, being in your presence gives me constipation!”

You wanna know why Andrea and Matt went to the elimination room? It’s because she had a seriously abrasive attitude. If you act snotty towards other snotty people, guess how they’re going to respond? They’re gonna try to kick your ass outta the house by pitting you against one of the strongest couples there every chance they get.

Unlike last season, the “bad guy” didn’t have a revelation and become a nicer person right before leaving the mansion. Exactly like last season, a new “bad guy” has stepped up and we’ll have to see how everyone responds to Cecille’s power-tripping after she and Nate survived a trip to the elimination room.

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