Someone started this up on Twitter and I had a little too much free time on my hands…
The Dark Tower In Your Pants
The Secret In Your Pants
Genius In Your Pants (which I dedicated to someone)
Much Ado About Nothing In Your Pants
The Fountainhead In Your Pants
Big Trouble In Your Pants
Catch-22 In Your Pants
Life, The Universe and Everything In Your Pants
Napalm & Silly Putty In Your Pants
Desperation In Your Pants
Moby Dick In Your Pants (too easy, but I wrote it anyway)
The Sound And The Fury In Your Pants
The Turn Of The Screw In Your Pants
Something Wicked This Way Comes In Your Pants
Inferno In Your Pants
The Divine Comedy In Your Pants
I Rant, Therefore I Am In Your Pants