I was surfing around on the Internet, checking out my e-mail and Facebook (commonly known as “Crackbook” in some circles), which is when I discovered that the Season 5 of Beauty and the Geek premiered on Tuesday, March 11th. That’s right, past tense. I missed it.
The consequences are severe. I have no idea who anyone is, what’s going on or how the “beauties vs. geeks” dynamic is supposed to work. Sadly, that’s the advertised twist this time around: instead of teaming up, the two genders are butting heads. I did manage to hunt down a few video clips here and there and guess what? The guys are calm and relaxed, whereas the girls are all catty and want to pull each other’s hair out! Without being partnered with geeks who could cool their tempers, people could get their heads ripped off at any moment. (From the look of things, it could easily be a physical ripping, not just verbal. All a beauty would have to do is place a geek’s head between her gargantuan breasts and twist!)
But the most severe consequence is that I can’t provide a recap for the show. Since I don’t know what happened, you don’t know what happened. Well, hopefully you do, but you don’t get any (theoretically insightful) commentary that I would normally supply for each episode. If the show re-airs or I can find some other way to watch it, I’ll do that and post-date the entry or something. In the meantime, I’ll try not to make the same mistake twice. (Please don’t rip my head off… even if would involve a pair of gargantuan breasts.)
LOL, I guess I missed it, too, I had no idea the new season was even supposed to start. Strange– I would’ve thought I’d have caught the ads long before Tuesday.
Ah well, I’ll just have to catch up via your recaps 🙂
no hot girl geeks this season. suckkkkkkkkkk!