Thank you for calling the Zombie Apocalypse Hotline. If you have a question about zombies, press 1. If you’re being chased by zombies, press 2, then hang up and run away before you get eaten. If you’re trying to kill a zombie, press 3, then aim for the head and double-tap. If you are a zombie, please stay on the line or say “BRAAAAAAINS…” and an operator will be sent to destroy you shortly. Thank you again for calling the Zombie Apocalypse Hotline and have a pleasant day.
You are. And that is enough.
