“Could you guard my opened can of Mountain Dew for me? I need to use the bathroom.”
“We might spit in it while you’re gone.”
“Oooh, sharing spit with chicks… that’s hot.”
You are. And that is enough.
“Could you guard my opened can of Mountain Dew for me? I need to use the bathroom.”
“We might spit in it while you’re gone.”
“Oooh, sharing spit with chicks… that’s hot.”
The husbands of the spitting chicks? I would hope that any man worth his salt would simply laugh his freakin’ ass off! 🙂
Early Valentines event? hope you had fun!!