I know, I’ve been home for close to two weeks, but I didn’t want to let the suspense die right away. I can only imagine how excited you all are now that I’m back in Minnesota. Or perhaps not at all excited. Perhaps you’re all tired, disappointed and/or sedated. Some things never change while you’re gone, do they?
I’m afraid there isn’t a whole lot I can tell you about my stay. It was bright and sunny most of the time and I managed to pick up a slight sunburn; staying in a hotel room and escaping for maybe one hour a day gets very tedious very quickly; I had some good times and some not-so-good times. If you want more details, tough noogies—you’ll have to wait until the finale before I can talk.
Speaking of which, I don’t know when it’ll be on the air nor do I know if the series will stay on the air until the finale. If that happens… even more tough noogies, huh?