Upon checking the Inbox on one of my multitude of e-mail accounts (I think you can write to me in five different ways), I found one message that’s offering… well, it’s not something I’d pay money to see, but I think the disclaimer is worth sharing.
Here’s the subject title: Rape photos – $29.95/month
Here’s my response: Eeeeeewww…
I guess whoever runs the website thinks that videos, photos, stories, and chat about rape, violent porno, defloration and forced sex are a buttload of fun (…yeah, that’s a pretty bad pun). But don’t worry, he’s not a criminal freak, just a freak—after all, here’s what it says at the bottom of the message:
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D I S C L A I M E R: This site is about ROLE PLAYING FANTASY only and performed by professional actors and models.
All models are 18 years old or older. This site can ONLY be accessed by adults (over 18 or 21).
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That’s one way to cover your ass, I suppose… (Another bad pun! Score!) I’m just confused about the “ONLY be accessed by adults” part. Why are there two different ages for being an adult? Do you have to pass a maturity test before accessing the website? Do some adults need to get really drunk to look at this stuff? If it’s age 21, would some of the models not be allowed to see what they already did? Okay, enough of this crap—time to go take a shower and hope I don’t drop the soap.
