My sleeping patterns have been sporadic as of late—it’s probably a carry-over from studying for my Econ final at random hours of the day and night over the course of three or four days—which would explain why I’ve been awake since 5:30 this morning instead of sleeping past noon. Because of that fact, I’ve learned a very horrifying truth:
FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!! FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!!
I need to look at my friends’ recent status updates and pictures of cute kitties! If Facebook can go offline, it’s just a matter of time! It’s all over, man! We’re all gonna die!
