Where are they now?

People occasionally ask me, “What’s everyone from Beauty & the Geek doing nowadays? Do you all keep in touch? Is Ashton really the father of Demi’s baby?” Truth is, I don’t have a whole lot to tell them.

Aside from Richard, the geeks are doing whatever they were doing beforehand and a lot of the beauties have moved out to L.A. to pursue acting careers. (If I recall correctly, Caitilin is still working in the fashion industry and Cheryl is going to school, but the others are aiming for media stardom. If it was up to me—which it isn’t—they’d be working their asses off on stage and screen and earning lots of money that they could use to fly me out to visit once in a while…)

As for what Richard and Lauren have been up to the last couple months, check out this link. Looks like the WB may have found someone else (or elses) to host the new season…

Oh, and as for Demi’s baby, no one can prove it was me sneaking out the window that night, so someone please tell the paparazzi to stop bugging me.

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