I can’t help it. When I read the line in my script, the name “Samuel L. Jackson” popped into my head. I’m sure slipping that into a performance would get some laughter from the crowd, but the Samuel L. Jackson version of the line? We could lose half the audience, easily. And for the sake of said audience, I’m going to keep the revised version off the main page via a “Continue reading” link.
“Oats: a motherfuckin’ grain which is generally given to motherfuckin’ horses, but in Scotland supports the motherfuckin’ people. Samuel L. Jackson.”
