Could I get a small Frosty with that?

I think Wendy’s is the restaurant that’s promoting its Dollar Menu by comparing the food to money (”A speeding ticket for 60 junior cheeseburgers?!”). Aside from the premise being rather stupid, there’s one comparison that could be reeeeeeally dangerous to make: “Honey, you look like a million crispy chicken nuggets!”

Why dangerous? Because the Dollar Menu is really a 99 Cent Menu and some women might take offense to a man saying, “Honey, you look like $990,000! Just add a little makeup to cover the bags under your eyes and you’ll look like a cool million!” And then he’ll be stuck eating alone at Wendy’s for the rest of his life… but at least it won’t be too expensive.

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