From Actual Court Records

Counsel: I would like to say that the reason that I did not show up to court is that before I am a lawyer I am a servant of the Lord Jesus Christ and everything I do is subject to Him, and He told me…
Judge: Who told you?
Counsel: Jesus Christ.
Judge: He told you?
Counsel: That I should not go to court on Thursday or Friday and that He instructed me not to even call in on Friday, and that is why I did not come in, and when He allows me to come in, I come in. I go where He allows me to go and I do what He tells me to do. I cannot let any court supersede that. That is a right set up by the founding fathers of this country.
Judge: What is the message today?
Counsel: The message today was to come in.
Judge: As of now, the message is going to be that you are going into custody.

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