“So if you look at this entire well-structured suit of armor, you’ll see that it’s a solid set of plate mail +2, +3 vs. goblins.”
“There’s a missing rivet in the torso. Armor Class 9!”
“That’s trivial and doesn’t affect the rest of the armor. I can even cover it with my shield. Totally impenetrable!”
“ARMOR CLASS 9!!!”
“Look, I get it, you found a tiny flaw that I missed, but it doesn’t matter–”
“A BABY GOBLIN STABS YOU IN THE STOMACH WITH A STICK! YOU’RE DEAD, I’M BLOCKING YOU!”
<Level 1 Knave has logged off>
“. . . I hate this game so much right now . . .”
