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Modern medicine. I saw a Facebook memory from three years ago along these lines this morning, which I had labeled “Time”. The problem then was I had a bulging disc in my back that was pressing against the nerve going down the back of my left leg and it hurt. So I was glad that I wasn’t in the past and they were able to fix the problem instead of cutting off my leg to release the evil spirits.
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My left leg. I use it. A lot. And there are no evil spirits in it (that I know of…).
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Cities Sports Connection. I know I mentioned it when talking about soccer, but it’s relevant here because I found out that the male side of the roster is full on my old Mad Dogs team. However, I was able to register with the league as a “free agent”, so we’ll see what kind of players I get teamed up with. Hopefully pleasant and relatively hygienic—that’s always a good starting point.
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Pacemakers. (I got sidetracked after #1… I’m sure it’ll never happen again.) I know several people who have them and I’m grateful that their hearts are still beating instead of doctors opening up their chests to release the evil spirits.
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Hospital food. Because you can usually get it and bring it back to a patient’s hospital room. And there are no evil spirits in it (that I know of…).
You are. And that is enough.
