Earlier tonight, I told someone about this cartoon:
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
My friend proceeded to tell me a joke about how a man found a magic lamp and the genie offered to give him three wishes, but there was a condition.
“Whatever you get, your ex-wife gets twice as much.”
Well, that was kind of a lame condition, but whatever… He started off by wishing to be more attractive. POOF! He now looked very handsome, but his ex-wife had become absolutely gorgeous.
His second wish was to have a million dollars. POOF! A million dollars appeared before him, but his ex-wife suddenly had two million.
According to the joke, the man’s third and final wish was to have the genie “beat me half to death.” That wasn’t the ending that popped into my head. Before hearing the punchline, my thought was his final wish would be…
“I wish to have a 9-inch penis.”
