My “little sister” from Beauty and the Geek reached the quarter-century mark today—if she does it two more times, she’ll be well into “crusty ol’ fart” range. Maybe by then, she’ll have become rich and famous enough to buy a mansion, so when I come visit L.A., we can share a room and it’ll be just like old times. (The only difference might be that we’ll know how to get hot water out of the shower…)