Sit, Ubu, sit!

I’m trying to figure out how to get two five month old puppies on the same sleeping schedule (my schedule). Any words of wisdom?
— Danielle N.

I recommend sleeping gas. Or you could give them little shock collars and trigger it every time they try to take a nap while you’re awake—exhaustion will eventually set in and the puppies will sleep during the night, a time when they don’t need to worry about getting zapped. (If the ASPCA comes banging at my door in the near future, you can’t prove anything…)

One Reply to “Sit, Ubu, sit!”

  1. “Danielle N.”??? Wow, it’s like Kindergarten all over again. 🙂

    I haven’t opted to torture my boys… yet. They still stay up late and wake up early… if I only had their energy.

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