I picked up the mail on Thursday and was greeted by a catalog from Fleet Farm that had a smiling Santa Claus on the front. It wanted to make sure I knew that “Toyland Opens Saturday, October 14 at 7:00am!” I’m turning the big THREE-OH on the big NINE-TEENTH and I have a declaration to make:
It is morally improper to encourage someone to BUY MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!! The length of time it takes people to shop for the holidays nowadays is so very, very wrong…
